Thursday, March 19, 2009

Love Sex & Magic . . . nice?

So I'm guessing this is a promo shot of Ciara's latest chart topping (??) single, "Love, Sex & Magic," featuring J. Timbo bka Justin Timberlake.

The Beyonce bootlickers have already started.

Most say Ciara is seriously chowing on Beyonce's "SWAG" from the "Single Ladies" video. With the white background, slicked back hair, shades, booties, leotard . . .

What do I say?

Personally, I think Ciara is a talented dancer. Very skilled. I wish I can do the moves she can do. But I don't think she's a great singer, and her music does diddly squat for me. For she doesn't get a point. And I can't stand Beyonce "I can do anything!" Knowles because she swears she can take over the world. Fine. You can sing. You can "Uh oh, Uh oh, Uh oh," booty pop till we all get the ass you obtain. You can . . . act? Sorry, rephrase? You MANAGE to act, and so far all of the films I've seen you in (And trust me, I've seen them all) is musical based, excpet for this movie oyu're gonna come out with that looks like bullshizzot.You have a fashion designing mother, a husband that has one hell of an empire, a father who's a hard working son of a gun (smh), a sister who I admire more than you ever could reach in my eyes, and you were the lead singer of a girl group that came close, next to TLC & the Spice Girls. We get it.

But we don't give a rat's tail. I can't stand you. You have made a mockery out of what a Diva truly is. THEY DON'T HUSTLE MONEY! Its not about that! They dominate because they have to beauty, the swag, the talent, the ambition, and the personality to leer anyone into their web. They are fierce. Stylish, sweet, inspirational, and they all have a special trait that makes them . . . them. How dare you call divas hustlers. They don't hustle money. They're not gangsters. They don't sit down while smoking a highly expensive cigar and count their money in a dim-lighted basement! No! They are celebrated singers with amazing and outrageously rare talents! Yes, Beyonce, you COULD be a diva. But to me, you are just someone who annyos the HECK out of my noggin. Sorry. You fail.
So therefore, I don't care if Ciara IS chewing off of Beyonce, because in this industry, it takes balls to be an individual. Neither of them to me are individuals. Beyonce is a hustler, and Ciara is a dancer. SO therefore, who gives a cracker?

TIDBIT: On a lighter note . . . Gee, Ciara. Where'd that donk come from?

6 comments:

JacqueRoxx said...

Yes! Preach! lol
I agree with you almost 100%. I say almost because we all know Beyonce has never written a single lyric in her life, and she's an android who just does what she's told so I can't blame her too much for the "diva is a hustler" thing. Whoever wrote that song fails.

Cee Frizzle said...

See, I heard that for some songs she co-wrote. And this goes back to being an individual. For someone who brags about being the business since she was 15, by now she shouldn't have people bossing her around. Look at her sister, man! Her album was the shizzot, Jacque! THE SHIZZOT! She's an individual. Thats badass. Beyonce is now very mainstream, so its like you expect things from her. Plus, she's so fake. She dresses appropriately at award shows and carries herself nicely in interviews, but in that dumbass song, "Video Phone," she says in the beginning, "Shawty, what yo name is?" WHO THE HELL ARE YOU FOOLING?!!

JacqueRoxx said...

I love SolAngel and The Hadley St Dreams! I still haven't got tired of it..Cosmic Journey is my favorite song! lol at "shizzot". Solange is awesome because she's real and she writes her own songs. Beyonce has always been fake to me. That co-writing thing is a lie that her people put out there to make her seem credible. Every word that comes out of her mouth is rehearsed. And she has the audacity to go around TELLING people that she wants to be an idol and a legend. So that's what they're training her for. Legends aren't made and massed produced. They have talent and PERSONALITY. Aretha Franklin, Tina Turner, even Whitney Houston, those are divas. Yes Beyonce can sing but she has no personality at all.
Lol, sorry for ranting. I could go on and on about the fake robot that is Beyonce but that would be a loooong comment...

(Oh yeah, I don't like Ciara's music either, but she is a great dancer)

Rachelle said...

you said it all. lol i mean i still jam to my B...but we could never sleep together.

Cee Frizzle said...

Loool @ Jacque. You basically took everything from my mind and splattered in right in this comment. Atleast Beyonce is getting what she wants: we can't get her name out of our mouths.

And Rachelle, preach it. She can't satisfy, man.

SEWING STARDOM said...

lmao...ciara did get a donk outta no where...but anywho ur post is very tru about both of them

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