Oh, Jamie! Squeeze a little tighter and it might burst!
Oh, Halle! Tug a little more and it might rip off!
Oh, . . . both of you! . . . That was some hot ass lip action. Both are lucky. Yeah, I would go lesbo for Halle. She may be overratedly sexy, but she's still sexy, you know? And you already know my love for Jamie. He's Mandy Candy #3!
TIDBIT: I am lurving Halle's pixie. I miss it greatly. She's so stunning! This woman doesn't age, I swear. She's drinking something.