Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Friday, July 17, 2009
I haven't seen Harry Potter yet.
And if I don't see it soon, I might shoot myself. I've been trying to finalize my suicide note. It's coming along great! Someone buy me a ticket before I publish the note on my blog. Please. PLEASE!
Anywho, this is Bonnie Wright aka Ginerva "Ginny" Weasley aka Ron's little sister aka Harry's new tap buddy aka girlfriend aka the woman he marries and has kids with in the last book. If you didn't read book 7 when it first came out and I just ruined it for you then pish posh. Your fault. Who doesn't purchase the last installment of the Harry Potter saga the day it comes out?
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
TIDBIT: I think thats why I love football players. a) because I have a huge thing for bone crushers. I love them. Ughhhh. b) They have fat asses. Take Reggie Bush for example. FATTIE!
Sunday, July 12, 2009
The type of people that dedicate their away messages / facebook statuses to their lives.
I have a good friend of mine who spills off a ton of nothings on her away message. One minute she feel so empowered and is all, "I don't need him. He doesn't know what he's lost. I can find a man whenever, wherever." Next thing, two hours let's say, her away message is all, "I can't do this. Why did you do this to me? My heart is aching. I don't feel like myself. I gave you my heart and you won't give it back."
You can't do it? I CAN'T DO IT! It drives me insane. Alright, you are caught up on a person, but why do you have to write all that bull kaka on your away messages, especially when this person HAS YOUR AIM! Like, dee dee deeee! Its obvious, though, why someone would act so immature.
She wants the person to see how she's feeling.
See, girls love to do this to themselves. They act all tough but when they really think about it, they realize that they are supposedly weak without this dude. And they act desperate and sad in front of the guy, or in her case, in enough of a view for the guy to see, via AIM. Sweeties, word of advice: Yeah, don't do that.
Guys are not worth it. Believe me. I just want you to know that we are the superior ones. Seriously, we are. Think about it. A guy won't come up to us unless he has a reason to. A guy can't go out on a date unless we verify it. A guy can't have our goodies unless we say they can. And we will LET them. We don't give it up like a dozen glazed Donuts at Dunkin. Without us, guys would not be. Sorry to do this, but it was Eve who convinced Adam to eat the damn apple. If it weren't for Eve, who God made because Adam needed a companion (WE WIN AGAIN!), then we wouldn't be born because Adam wouldn't have a tap buddy to have tap action with and they would not have reproduced. So kudos, Eve you skank bitch.
So making yourself look weak and pathetic not only makes the guy laugh at you and lose every ounce of respect that he ever had for you, it also ups his game by making him feel that the girls will swoon over him and he won't see how much he loss if you won't give him the opportunity to show that really, you are better off without him.
AND! The girls and boys who go haywire and dedicate their away messages / facebook statuses to their honeyboo's, saying "I LOVE MY HUBBY / WIFEY! 00/00/00 THE DAY WE MET! YOU COMPLETE ME! I WILL ALWAYS HAVE YOU IN MY HEART BLAH DEE BLAH DEE BLAHHHH!
Shut the fuck up.
I'm sorry if you are one of those people, but, come on. We understand how much you love this person, but flaunting it as if they already put the ring on your finger, you went on your honeymoon and had three kids is not cute. Or interesting. Its annoying and unnecessary. Its fine if you put the day, month and year you met (Like we need a circa), but all the other stuff . . . you become one of those girls who we want to shoot because you won't shut up. Your conversations become useless. Your time become useless. Your presence becomes useless. Why? Because all the conversations, times and presences is about you and your jigaboo. So, like I said.
Shut the fuck up.
Stop rubbing it in that you have the greatest boy in the world, because he might be saying, "Damn, why is this girl so serious?!"
And seriously, why are you?
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Hi guys . . . how was your day? Hm? Just chipper and awesome? Did you soak up tons of awesomeness with your pals? Hm?
Oh . . . oh, ok. Thats good. Glad to hear.
And because you soaked up awesomeness, I've got a surprise for you. OOOOHHH AHHHH! "Waddu get us, Cynthia?"
Well, I got you this!
YAY! Ain't it awesome?
OK. Lemme cut the crap cuz I love you blog reading folk. Sooo I'm nominated for a blog award. Please be the biggest sweetheart known to mankind and just vote for me, please. And if you don't feel like it, then thats OK.
But that hurts my feelings.
You don't want my feelings hurt.
No, I'm not trying to bribe you.
Is it working?
HAAAAA! Love you! Just vote. Trust me, I will feel so much better! Yeah, I've been feeling under the weather lately . . . oh poo.
So, vote, OK? And comment, telling me you did. Well some of you don't even comment anywho so it would be nice ot show your face! POR FAVOR! S'IL VOUS PLAIT!
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Monday, July 6, 2009
It's about a cheerleader, posessed by a demon, who eats boys. No, really. All jokes aside? She eats them. Devours them. Like a fat kid to a chinese food buffet. DEVOURS, MY DUDES! Guess who's the cheerleader? So it's up to the cheerelader, Jennifer's, best friend Needy, who is played by Seyfried, to stop her from doing something so heinous.
You know what? It looks interesting as hell. It looks like something to make you laugh but something to make you go, "WHAT THE FRUCK?!" Which is just what we need nowadays with horror movies because they are shiteous to the T!
Here's also a lil' note from Diablo herself, and the trailer below that. BTW, you have to be 17 and over to watch it. I'm not trying to be a parental cop, I'm saying this because the trailer asks you to put your birthdate in, 'kay? 'Kay!
“Fox is putting a trailer of Jennifer's Body in front of Bruno this Friday. Great, right? Only problem is it's not our trailer. It's kind of a straight
horror preview and while we're sure it'll appeal to many of you, we wanted to make sure you guys got to see our cut... Lets call it the “filmmaker's cut”. We think it captures the comedy and scares of the horror films we grew up on―a kind of nostalgia for when horror films were fun. Can't wait to show you the whole film... In the meantime, here's the red band trailer we wanted our fans to see.” -Diablo Cody
Friday, July 3, 2009
2. TOO MUCH HEAT
3. NOT MOISTURIZING ENOUGH
4. NOT CLEANSING PROPERLY
5. SCISSOR-HAPPY STYLISTS
6. NOT TAKING CARE OF YOUR ENDS
7. TOO MUCH COMBING & BRUSHING
8. TOO TIGHT PONYTAILS, BRAIDS, etc.
9. SLEEPING ON COTTON PILLOWCASES
10. IGNORING YOUR SCALP
Anything you realized that you are doing to wreck your hair?